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Phone Losers of America Tribute 2018

by Reefer Badness

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A nice little rap I did about the wonderful Phone Losers of America
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lyrics

We be touching tones, calling phones we ripped from Craigslist
Systematic prank machine and it's never been badder than this
Feeling fine, dial your line, you don't know what the facts is
Running strong for 20 years, cactus cactus

This ain't a game, playing on these phones
Roy gets a little boner every time he hears the dial tone
Just like when I see there's a brand new upload
We eat, sleep and listen to snow plow show
This tunes so all you dudes can throw your go cups out the window

My name is Sensei Doug and I happen to know Tai Chi
See you giving those snake eyes we're gonna have a disagreement
call you up morning night or evening
If we hack your voicemail, we call it an achievement
If you laugh, try your best to conceal it
When the numbers disconnected, we know it's a bereavement

Hi my name is Roy I'm calling from the corporate office
Sorry if you're busy but the problem we got is
The server's gone wrong, your stores sales don't exist
We're gonna need you to need you to go out back "Are you sure I Should be doing this?"

Yes, now go find the breaker box
One by one we need them switches all flicked off
It's normal if the lights go out in and around the shop
Keep on flicking switches til the phone cuts off

Plunged into darkness we are the master artists
of tills restarting and the funny part is
They can hear us laughing
But still make sure they power down every every switch in this bitch
Calls of mass confusion for every single department
PLA making every mark open the fuse compartment

credits

released March 4, 2018
Brad "RBCP" Carter - Samples
King Richard - finding the caller is dead operator sample for me from the PLA torrent

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